
life's unanswerable questions
#1
Posted 01 November 2005 - 11:54 AM
Life has some unanswerable questions...like "what came first the chicken or the egg?"
what are the ones you know or can you think of expnaations for them?
here are a few of the questions i know
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If 7-11 is open 24-hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Just a few i know..anyone know the answers or can anyone think of anymore?
Abi
#2
Posted 01 November 2005 - 01:07 PM
#3
Posted 01 November 2005 - 01:38 PM
If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise?
(a couple more)
#4
Posted 01 November 2005 - 02:02 PM
(I couldn't resist it!)
#5
Posted 01 November 2005 - 02:03 PM
#6
Posted 02 November 2005 - 01:26 AM
Why do they call them Apartments if there so close ?
Why do we park on a drive way and drive on a park way?
In high school why did we have to take english WE speake fine ?
Why cant convicted falens vote? there people too.
and most of all
see who gets this
Brothers and sisters I have none.
But this mans father is my fathers son
WHO IS HE ??????
#7
Posted 02 November 2005 - 03:37 AM
Why do we say an alarm clock is "going off" when it's actually turning on?
Why is the slowest time of day on the road called "rush hour?"
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
#8
Posted 02 November 2005 - 06:06 AM
If a palne crashes in a cemetery, where do they bury the survivors?
(I couldn't resist it!)
Of course you wouldnt bury the survivors lol

How about this one...why is it that hot dogs are sold in packs of 8 and the buns come in packs of 10?

#9
Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:21 AM

#10
Posted 02 November 2005 - 12:26 PM
I've been hit by

#11
Posted 02 November 2005 - 01:02 PM

#12
Posted 02 November 2005 - 01:36 PM
cause they only ones that do win (( the lottery )) are the ones that have never plain on where the money would go. Or how it needed to get spent
how far can u go into the wood?
How far can u go up?
how is it people who talk about how hard u should have to work to make money yet they only worked 6 years their whole life.
#13
Posted 03 November 2005 - 02:29 AM
Why are hamburger called that when they are made of beef 99% of the time?
They are named for a city in Germany and not the meat!

#14
Posted 03 November 2005 - 11:58 AM
I've been hit by

#15
Posted 04 November 2005 - 03:40 AM
Abi
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