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#31 phalynx

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Posted 31 August 2003 - 09:26 PM

this my favorite that wicca said: Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge

I think i have a possible career option in the making

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Posted 01 September 2003 - 06:59 AM

lol, you never know!  You crack me up ;)
Confucious say: Man who walk sideways in airport turnstile is going to Bangkok.Men are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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Posted 01 September 2003 - 08:54 PM

terrible! ;)

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Posted 08 May 2004 - 10:25 AM

;D anyone with Confucious?

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Posted 11 May 2004 - 08:39 AM

My deaf aunt once said this one:  Kindness is a language the deaf hear.


To love what we do and feel it matters   * I really like this one, it's so true.


and.... A girl's best asset is her lie ability
What doesn't kill us makes us strong.

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Posted 13 June 2004 - 01:23 AM

Confucious say: There are two eternities that can really break you down. Yesterday and Tomorrow. One is gone and the other doesn't exist..... so live today!

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 12:47 PM

Confucious Says: True Happiness is not always to achieve the goals, but to learn to appreciate what is achieved!

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 03:03 PM

Confucious say...
the wise laugh often and much
A long, long time agoI can still rememberHow that music used to make me smileAnd I knew if I had my chanceThat I could make those people danceAnd maybe they'd be happy for a whileAmerican Pie, Don McLean~ carpe diem, seize the day, make your lives extraordinary.-dead poet's society i eat emo kids for breakfast. with french fried hash browns.

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 11:28 AM

confucious say...food in school kitchens bad
A long, long time agoI can still rememberHow that music used to make me smileAnd I knew if I had my chanceThat I could make those people danceAnd maybe they'd be happy for a whileAmerican Pie, Don McLean~ carpe diem, seize the day, make your lives extraordinary.-dead poet's society i eat emo kids for breakfast. with french fried hash browns.

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 08:31 PM

Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!

It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
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Posted 21 June 2004 - 07:23 AM

rotflamo justa you're bad!
A long, long time agoI can still rememberHow that music used to make me smileAnd I knew if I had my chanceThat I could make those people danceAnd maybe they'd be happy for a whileAmerican Pie, Don McLean~ carpe diem, seize the day, make your lives extraordinary.-dead poet's society i eat emo kids for breakfast. with french fried hash browns.

#42 MoonChild

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:19 AM

He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.

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#43 Mark London

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 01:14 PM

Probably not appropiate, but they are words of wisdom, in which Im sure all of us have seen before, but what the hell :Spaz:

Confucius Say...

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 01:41 PM

Ha! Like Those!

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#45 MoonChild

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 06:06 AM

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps --> Confucius

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