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#1 kelly1974

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 08:26 PM

A man was having trouble going to the bathroom, so he went to the dr and got a prescription. He took it before bed, and not too long after, it started working. he didn't make it to the bathroom, and he had a huge mess on his bed. Instead of cleaning it up, he threw the dirty sheets out the window. There happened to be a drunk man walking down the street at the time, the sheets fell right on top of him. In his drunk confusion, he started swinging and fighting the sheets. A few mins later, he became untangled, and the sheets blew off and around the corner. A policeman came up to him and asked him what the problem was, The drunk replied, I don't ociffer, But I think I just beat the BAD_WORD out of that ghost..................... :)

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 09:01 PM

thats a cute one kelly LOL :)
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#3 kelly1974

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 09:13 PM

soory 'bout the bad word, I wasn't thinking


he said I dont know ociffer, but I think I just beat the S**T out of that ghost. I shoulda made that clear, ya know, the dirty bedsheets and all.

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Posted 25 November 2004 - 03:16 AM

soory 'bout the bad word, I wasn't thinking


he said I dont know ociffer, but I think I just beat the S**T out of that ghost. I shoulda made that clear, ya know, the dirty bedsheets and all.

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#5 kats_god

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Posted 25 November 2004 - 12:11 PM

that was funny kelly ;)

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