monday Morning Test
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Angels_from_Heaven
, Feb 04 2005 10:34 AM
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#1
Posted 04 February 2005 - 10:34 AM
#2
Posted 04 February 2005 - 10:36 AM
crap an i messed up on the topic... sorry.. not so smart as the test said I was...lol
#3
Posted 04 February 2005 - 12:24 PM
I got all 11 right
It says my love life may bloom soon... and valentines day is coming. *hmmm*
#4
Posted 04 February 2005 - 01:36 PM
My dad teaches biology at a university. On the first day of class (7am BIO 100), he writes "PSYCH 305" on the board to see who's awake. What's even funnier is that the classroom is loaded with preserved frogs, pigs, etc.
My father also includes at least one joke on each test. On one test (Biology 110 - Beginning biology for majors), my dad asked "If a papa bull eats 3 bales of hay, and a baby bull eats 1 bale of hay, how many bales of hay does a mama bull eat?"
At the end of the test, one Chinese student came up to him with 3 sheets of calculations and complained "we didn't cover this in class!"
My father also includes at least one joke on each test. On one test (Biology 110 - Beginning biology for majors), my dad asked "If a papa bull eats 3 bales of hay, and a baby bull eats 1 bale of hay, how many bales of hay does a mama bull eat?"
At the end of the test, one Chinese student came up to him with 3 sheets of calculations and complained "we didn't cover this in class!"
I didn't lose my mind - I have it backed up on a disk ... somewhere
#5
Posted 04 February 2005 - 06:04 PM
i got 2 out of 11
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#6
Posted 05 February 2005 - 04:06 AM
that was a bit of a smart arse test wasent it lmao
Your Score: 3 out of 11
Your Rating: I'm sure your good at sports...
Your Projected Love Life: Your a Super Stud. Look for a steller love life
it got me lol
Your Score: 3 out of 11
Your Rating: I'm sure your good at sports...
Your Projected Love Life: Your a Super Stud. Look for a steller love life
it got me lol
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#7
Posted 05 February 2005 - 04:44 AM
lmao grey that was the same thing it said about me
whatta knee slapper!
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#8
Posted 05 February 2005 - 07:59 AM
Your Score: 11 out of 11
Your Rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high
I RULE!!!!
Your Rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high
I RULE!!!!
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#9
Posted 05 February 2005 - 01:28 PM
Your Score: 8 out of 11
Your Rating: Honor Student
I messed the mosses ark, and I am not sure of an innings thingy. In cricket an innings has 10 outs! lol :ph34r:
Your Rating: Honor Student
I messed the mosses ark, and I am not sure of an innings thingy. In cricket an innings has 10 outs! lol :ph34r:
#10
Posted 05 February 2005 - 09:08 PM
Well I guess I am off to work...
I got a job offer....
10 out of 11
But unfortunately my sex life is mediocre....My wife still is not convinced......
I got a job offer....
10 out of 11
But unfortunately my sex life is mediocre....My wife still is not convinced......
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