*1 cup of water *1 tsp baking soda *1 cup sugar *1 tsp salt *1 cup brown
sugar *lemon juice *4 large eggs *1 cup nuts *2 cups of dried fruit
**1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila**
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink. Turn
on the electric mixer...Beat 1 cup of butter in a fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup,
just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl,
then chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor...Mix on
the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with
a screwdriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose
Cuervo. Now shift lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake
tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cuervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwascherer.
Cherry Mistmas!!!
