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#1 psychicdreamer

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 10:57 AM

Okay, I know there are a lot of "Confucious say's" roaming around out there.........I just can't remember all of them, lol.  So, if you know one, please feel free to add......

Here's one:

Confucious say:  Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucious say: Man who walk sideways in airport turnstile is going to Bangkok.Men are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 01:36 PM

woman that set on judges lap gets honorable discharge

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 03:30 PM

War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
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Posted 20 August 2003 - 04:15 PM

Man with four balls can not walk
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#5 psychicdreamer

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 06:06 PM

Man who walk sideways in airport turnstile is going to bangkok.
Confucious say: Man who walk sideways in airport turnstile is going to Bangkok.Men are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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Posted 20 August 2003 - 08:51 PM

Man who has no wife, will take matters in own hand.
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Posted 20 August 2003 - 08:53 PM

Man who goes to sleep with itchy behind, wake up with stinky fingers.
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Posted 20 August 2003 - 08:55 PM

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
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Posted 20 August 2003 - 08:56 PM

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
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Posted 20 August 2003 - 08:57 PM

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter
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Posted 20 August 2003 - 09:01 PM

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.
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Posted 20 August 2003 - 09:02 PM

Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
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Posted 20 August 2003 - 09:03 PM

Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.



ok I gotta quit for now ;D
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Posted 21 August 2003 - 04:39 AM

He who refuses to listen is lying.  :;)
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Posted 21 August 2003 - 06:11 AM

Elevator smell funny to midget.

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