Jump to content


Click Here To Visit Our Sponsor


Photo

For Fun - I'm A Wiccan Shaman Druid


  • Please log in to reply
13 replies to this topic

#1 Ectoplazzum

Ectoplazzum

    Villager

  • New Member
  • PipPipPip
  • 213 posts
  • Location:Gulf Coast,TX,USA

Posted 25 May 2004 - 06:34 PM

We often post this song on another message board I participate on when we get those new-agey types who come in just bursting with love and fluffiness and claiming that "Wicca is everywhere."  It's pretty cute, I thought I'd share.  It's to the tune of "I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy."   :)

Elle

The Wiccan-Shaman-Druid Song
To the tune of : "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy"



I'm a Wiccan, shaman, druid,
I am New Age through and through,
Decked in crystals from my head to toe,
With feathers and pyramids too.
My spirit guide is from Atlantis,
He's a Zen Aztec guru.
Come and spend the weekend with us;
For twelve hundred dollars
You'll be a Wiccan shaman too.

I'm an Elvis-Loki-Viking
I channel Ashley Montague.
In a former life I was a gypsy clerk,
Bullfighter and troubadour too.
I know five Illuminati;
They're a strange and motley crew.
There's a priest from ancient China.
He lives in my basement.
He is an Elvis-Viking too.

I've got a pipe ceremony
Adapted from the OTO.
I use a sweat lodge for my Beltane rites
(the maypole is just there for show).
I have got a glass athame
With batteries to make it glow.
It's just great for calling quarters
In my new tradition:
The Lynn Andrews-Buckland-Starhawk Grove.

My coven is part Rosicrucian
Mixed with some Theosophy.
Add in some stuff from the Golden Dawn
'cause Crowley's just alright by me.
I've got 12 initiations,
I've seen all there is to see.
Watch out for those strange Co-Mason Santeria druids;
They'll cement your chickens to a tree.

I'm a Dianic Knight Templar.
I taught Llewellyn all they know.
A Sufi member of the Whitley cult,
waiting for my UFO.
I've had the Kirlian concession
in malls since 1962.
I'm Gardnerian and you're not
and so I have to hum this:
Hm Hm Hm Hm Hm 42

I'm a daughter of Yemaya.
I have slept with Otter Zell.
I have a dildo here from Gavin Frost,
and now I believe there's a Hell.
I'm into the Church of All Worlds
EST and Dianetics too.
The Fairy Queen of Circle Land
was there at my Bar Mitzvah;
She charged me less than she'll charge you.

I'm a well-known Pagan scholar.
I've broken every oath I took.
I've joined three new groups in the last two years;
Their secrets are in my new book.
I'm a master of denial
and so, my conscience is quite clear.
The Lady has been bugging me
to spread the information.
So why did the earthquake hit so near?

I'm a 4th-degree Gardnerian,
Although it's made me rather odd.
My neighbor channels critters from beyond
And they're going to make me a God.
I'm at war with my High Priestess;
I'm telling everyone I know.
Next week I'm off to save the world
Somewhere west of Kansas
But when I do, no one will know.  
                           
I'm a Protean High Priestess.
I initiate the dead.
I have two husbands but it's lonely here,
That's why we have Circle in bed.
I've abandoned several covens.
My word means what I want it to.
You've been to one ritual?
Here's your initiation.
As our High Priest, I think you'll do.

I'm a Celtic purist strega.
I won't go to PSG.
I do my own thing and I do it well
Where only the chosen can see.
I've got a coven of the finest
And they're the best that they can be.
Eagle Cave is for the Goddess
And her chosen Priestess.
That's not Selena, 'cause it's me.

I'm the Fairy Queen of Circle,
I'm the ruler of the world.
I dance divinely round and round the pit
Circle changes with the seasons;
Each change costs you a small fee.
Deosil then dance about the weather vane of Circle
Nothing we do for you is free.
Don't get caught in Wisconsin.
Selena will hang you from a tree.

We're a famous British trio,
But we live in Ireland now.
We made more money than the Clerics did,
And Revenue raised quite a row.
We're heirs to Gardner and to Sanders
Pickingill and Crowley too.
Gardner made the whole thing up
There was no old religion
The Goddess is born in us anew.

#2 Vampchick21

Vampchick21

    Looks Irish, loves Italian food, lives in Canada....must be lost

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,835 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Toronto, Ontario, Canada
  • Interests:knitting, crocheting, writing, cats, paranormal phenomena, cryptzoology, Monty Python

Posted 25 May 2004 - 07:14 PM

Oh my Gods!  ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's hilarious!  I'm gonna keep that one for sure!  Thanks so much for sharing!  Now I can't get Yankee Doodle out of my HEAD!  :)

Krafted with luv

by monsters


#3 MoonChild

MoonChild

    The One Within!

  • Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 17,912 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Universe
  • Interests:Life

Posted 26 May 2004 - 12:18 AM

LMAO! now that is funny!

Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above


#4 anasuya

anasuya

    Village Elder

  • New Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,428 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Michigan

Posted 26 May 2004 - 07:22 AM

who the heck wrote that? That's just the funniest thing I've read in a long time. lol. Thanks for posting it.

Ana
Don't be a newt!

#5 Ectoplazzum

Ectoplazzum

    Villager

  • New Member
  • PipPipPip
  • 213 posts
  • Location:Gulf Coast,TX,USA

Posted 26 May 2004 - 08:43 AM

who the heck wrote that? That's just the funniest thing I've read in a long time. lol. Thanks for posting it.

Ana



It was sung by members of the Morning Star Coven during the Talent Show at DragonFest '95.   :)

Actually, while I was cutting and pasting the lyrics, one of the verses got messed up.  Here is the correct one:

I'm the Fairy Queen of Circle,
I'm the ruler of the world.
I dance divinely round and round the pit
Where those who oppose me are hurled.
Circle changes with the seasons;
Each change costs you a small fee.
Deosil then dance about the weather vane of Circle
Nothing we do for you is free.
[or:] If you've been to Avalon,
Don't get caught in Wisconsin.
Selena will hang you from a tree.

Somewhere in my files I have the original version that lists everyone who contributed after each verse, but I couldn't find it right off hand.  As far as credit goes, it goes to the Morningstar Coven.   :)

Elle

#6 secretsign

secretsign

    Loves to take trash and make treasures

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 834 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Richmond Ky

Posted 27 May 2004 - 02:51 PM

That was a good laugh [smiley=cwm12.gif]
Slainte mhor agus a h-uile beannachd duibh Good health and every blessing to you

#7 randystreu

randystreu

    Village Elder

  • New Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 850 posts
  • Location:New York, USA
  • Interests:video, paintball, theology, philosophy, political science, sci-fi, and so on, and so forth...

Posted 28 May 2004 - 05:29 AM

that's amusing. and whoever wrote it has done far, far too much reading.

#8 Ectoplazzum

Ectoplazzum

    Villager

  • New Member
  • PipPipPip
  • 213 posts
  • Location:Gulf Coast,TX,USA

Posted 28 May 2004 - 11:54 AM

that's amusing. and whoever wrote it has done far, far too much reading.



One can never do too much reading.  Reading is my passion!   :)

Elle

#9 aumstead

aumstead

    Village Elder

  • New Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 594 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Fort Wayne, IN
  • Interests:Civil War Reenacting, softball, and other things.

Posted 28 May 2004 - 07:43 PM

I like to read too!
Ashley Umstead"DEEP DOWN INSIDE WE ARE ALL SMART-ASSES--I JUST HAPPEN TO BE SHALLOW"

#10 Alsie R.

Alsie R.

    Professional fist eater

  • New Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 836 posts
  • Location:pretzel city usa
  • Interests:typical teenager...crazy, lazy, sarcastic chick with a lightning fast wit and temper. i am ALSIE GIRL! defender of truth, justice, and replacing the toliet paper roll!<br /><br /> seriously though. i like reading, writing, sleeping, rocking out, trying to find someone to sell my little sister to, and speech team.

Posted 29 May 2004 - 09:27 AM

you can never read too much randy!
A long, long time agoI can still rememberHow that music used to make me smileAnd I knew if I had my chanceThat I could make those people danceAnd maybe they'd be happy for a whileAmerican Pie, Don McLean~ carpe diem, seize the day, make your lives extraordinary.-dead poet's society i eat emo kids for breakfast. with french fried hash browns.

#11 aumstead

aumstead

    Village Elder

  • New Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 594 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Fort Wayne, IN
  • Interests:Civil War Reenacting, softball, and other things.

Posted 29 May 2004 - 02:03 PM

Yep...speaking of reading anyone try to read The Count of Monte Cristo? That is a hard book to read.
Ashley Umstead"DEEP DOWN INSIDE WE ARE ALL SMART-ASSES--I JUST HAPPEN TO BE SHALLOW"

#12 mellilotflower

mellilotflower

    Freaked out by toe socks?

  • New Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 565 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Edinburgh
  • Interests:Philosophy, Knitting, Ornithology, folklore and fairies

Posted 29 May 2004 - 02:12 PM

I've only seen the film and loved that... and Sleepers (with Brad Pitt) which makes reference to it... both were very good but I don't have a copy of the book handy nor the time to read it

The point which I should first wish to understand is whether the pious or holy is beloved by the gods because it is holy, or holy because it is beloved of the gods.

Sonnet XCIVBut if that flower with base infection meet,The basest weed outbraves his dignity:For sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds;Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds

#13 Alsie R.

Alsie R.

    Professional fist eater

  • New Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 836 posts
  • Location:pretzel city usa
  • Interests:typical teenager...crazy, lazy, sarcastic chick with a lightning fast wit and temper. i am ALSIE GIRL! defender of truth, justice, and replacing the toliet paper roll!<br /><br /> seriously though. i like reading, writing, sleeping, rocking out, trying to find someone to sell my little sister to, and speech team.

Posted 29 May 2004 - 08:27 PM

i've been meaning to give the count of monte cristo a shot. but my brain is still resting from my little bronte addiction after having to read jane eyre for lit. faboulous writer's those women. wuthering heights is FANTASTIC. although it took me almost a month to read
A long, long time agoI can still rememberHow that music used to make me smileAnd I knew if I had my chanceThat I could make those people danceAnd maybe they'd be happy for a whileAmerican Pie, Don McLean~ carpe diem, seize the day, make your lives extraordinary.-dead poet's society i eat emo kids for breakfast. with french fried hash browns.

#14 saturday

saturday

    Junior Villager

  • New Member
  • PipPip
  • 11 posts
  • Location:x0|us|USA||0|0|OK,Oklahomax0|us|USA||0|0|OK,Oklahoma

Posted 30 May 2004 - 02:34 AM

that was deep




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users