why does the toast ALWAYS land butter side down
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life's unanswerable questions
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, Nov 01 2005 11:54 AM
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Posted 07 November 2005 - 11:05 AM
Philosophers have only interpreted the the world as they see it- but the point is to change it. Karl MarxSceptics and belieers always disagree, Always try and change what the other believesYou have your views and I have mineThere's nothing we can do it's a fact of lifeIt's what makes the world go round,But it stops proof from being found - Abi
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Posted 07 November 2005 - 12:18 PM
It's Murphy's Law!!! The chances are increased with the value of said carpet!
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? --BeetlejuiceI'm the ghost with the most, babe.--BeetlejuiceWe've come for your daughter Chuck--Beetlejuice
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Posted 07 November 2005 - 12:33 PM
If people try to keep wild animals out of their houses why do they put in doggy doors?
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 08:25 AM
What came first the chicken or the egg
Philosophers have only interpreted the the world as they see it- but the point is to change it. Karl MarxSceptics and belieers always disagree, Always try and change what the other believesYou have your views and I have mineThere's nothing we can do it's a fact of lifeIt's what makes the world go round,But it stops proof from being found - Abi
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 01:54 PM
Why is it impossible to put mascara on with your mouth shut?
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Undead giant that feasts on hotdogs!
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 01:55 PM
^ 
that is quite thought provoking, Melly.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
that is quite thought provoking, Melly.Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Edited by MoonChild, 08 November 2005 - 01:58 PM.
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 03:51 PM
why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle but it sticks to everything else?
if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 04:40 PM
If a cat always lands on it's feet, and a piece of toast always lands buttered side down, what would happen if you tied a piece of toast, butter side up, onto the back of a cat and dropped it? Would it hover?
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:25 AM
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:38 AM
abi, on Nov 8 2005, 05:25 AM, said:
What came first the chicken or the egg
The dinasaur...
"It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true." -Oscar Wilde “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:39 AM
MoonChild, on Nov 8 2005, 09:25 PM, said:
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Uh oh.....
"It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true." -Oscar Wilde “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 03:43 AM
mizzleismyname, on Nov 8 2005, 03:51 PM, said:
why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle but it sticks to everything else?
isn't that something to do with the air tight bottle??(science isn't my strongest point)
Abi
Philosophers have only interpreted the the world as they see it- but the point is to change it. Karl MarxSceptics and belieers always disagree, Always try and change what the other believesYou have your views and I have mineThere's nothing we can do it's a fact of lifeIt's what makes the world go round,But it stops proof from being found - Abi
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 08:33 AM
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 01:40 PM
Yes, but it's kind of cheating....
Marilyn Monroe?
Marilyn Monroe?
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 01:58 PM
Why is the alphabet in that order?
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