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#1 Simmy

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 11:17 PM

> INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
> as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
> undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, NBA 3.0., and Golf Clubs 4.1.
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
> the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
> no avail.
>
> What can I do?
> Signed,
> Desperate
>
> =========================
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
> while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>
> Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to
> download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
>
> If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
> remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is
> a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
> the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources).
>
> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
> recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech

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Posted 13 January 2005 - 11:07 PM

:) I love that one Simmy, too funny!
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Posted 14 January 2005 - 07:02 AM

That was cute simmy.. thanks for the laugh
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Posted 14 January 2005 - 11:25 AM

very funny...thanks!
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Posted 14 January 2005 - 01:23 PM

Pretty funny Simmy :(
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Posted 15 January 2005 - 04:57 PM

rotflmao simmy!
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