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#1 Bushang

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Posted 08 January 2005 - 05:24 PM

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, your not going to the shops with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

8. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

10. My Mother taught me about SEX....
"How do you think you got here?"

11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."

12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

14. And my all time favourite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you...
then you'll see what it's like"
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#2 MrGrey

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Posted 08 January 2005 - 07:03 PM

lmao they are so true :lol:
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#3 little_bunny_bum_knee

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Posted 08 January 2005 - 11:33 PM

LMAO!!! I love the last one!! She said it to me many times!!!
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Posted 09 January 2005 - 01:15 AM

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

I still get this one daily :rolleyes:
Either write things worth reading,
Or do things worth the writing.



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Posted 09 January 2005 - 01:18 AM

:lol: I dread the 14th one.
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Posted 09 January 2005 - 05:44 PM

I am having horrible flashbacks to my childhood :D

Those are funny. I had to read them all a few times to make sure I am not doing that to my children. :blink:
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Posted 09 January 2005 - 07:39 PM

thats funny...i think i've heard all of them growing up :)
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 02:48 AM

Omg... Too funny!

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