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#1 Bridget

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Posted 25 February 2005 - 12:11 PM

So all those geezers who enter must take a sip from the Official GV Geezer goblet!


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Posted 25 February 2005 - 12:26 PM

Club Discussion Annexe 1 :ph34r: B)

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Posted 25 February 2005 - 01:12 PM

I don't see anything in the goblet. Who drank it all?????
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Posted 25 February 2005 - 01:15 PM

** the eternal vampire hides from Noelle **

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Posted 25 February 2005 - 01:33 PM

I guess that I'll just have to live with my memories........
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Posted 25 February 2005 - 04:39 PM

I will gladly partake of the Geezer Goblet (haven't seen it in awhile). Yum yum..I will also try to deal with the change...I'm kind of old and change can be hard!
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Posted 25 February 2005 - 05:02 PM

Yeah, jeez, if Moon hadn't drank all of our wine......mean ol' vampire.....



Since I am geezin, I have been unable to sleep in the middle of the night. I wake up and watch The Brady Bunch and then Happy Days comes on after that. The other night the Brady Bunch had the "Marsha breaks her nose" episode.

Now that is rich TV.



B) :) :) ;) :angry:
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Posted 25 February 2005 - 08:17 PM

Sure freak out this ole mind. I went to the other geezers club and it said CLOSED!! wow I was stumped.. Not hard to do though.
Well I wanted some of the wine but well Moon got it all Sure leave us hanging again...
Well I got these in an email today.. Thougth they were good
Take care
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Subject: FW: Growing Old Gracefully

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a
few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my Memory's not as sharp
as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose Some parts of my body are
just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they
haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child
playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old
because you stop laughing.

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Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good
fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
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Posted 26 February 2005 - 08:24 AM

ROFLMAO Cathy! I can relate to a quite of bit of those! HAHAHAAHA!


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Posted 26 February 2005 - 09:42 AM

I just told those to my 82 year old mom, and I am sure she wet her pants. You know you are old when you have been incontinent for 20 or so years, have had 3 operations to try and correct it, and it still didn't help!


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*****sees the guys jumping off the GV cliff again******
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Posted 27 February 2005 - 05:24 PM

***Bump***


Had to bump this up for all my geezer buddies, because I knew with their feeble minds they would never be able to find it.

And Moon, after drinking all the wine in the geezer goblet, took it upon himself to bump up a bunch of old threads, just so we geezers would get confused!



:weeee: :lol: :) :D :weeee:

P.S. Brady Bunch update: Jan won the Miss Popularity contest last night, but quickly became unpopular because of all the promises she made to everyone to get elected and didn't keep.
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Posted 28 February 2005 - 10:40 AM

Bridget - I have been watching the old reruns of Wings. I never really watched it much in the 1990s, but I am appreciating it a lot more now. Oops - I just wrote about something that the youngin's can remember......
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Posted 28 February 2005 - 06:28 PM

OMG! Geezers! News alert! I just read in the paper that a kid in Fl got suspended for TEN days for wearing a rubber band around his wrist! When the teacher asked for it, he just threw it on her desk. He didn't even fling it at her like we would have in our days.

Ten days! NOW in our days, we wouldn't have known who had a crush on us or not for flinging a rubber band at us. I can just see Flying Orb, the Lope and Rockhauler flinging rubber bands at us alll the time! And yeah, it hurt, but who ever died from a rubber band?

P.S. Noelle: Wings was a great show! But prcatically NEW compared to the old geezer shows!







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Posted 28 February 2005 - 07:26 PM

My favorite geezer saying....

You know you're gettin' old when your back goes out more than you!!!
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? --BeetlejuiceI'm the ghost with the most, babe.--BeetlejuiceWe've come for your daughter Chuck--Beetlejuice

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Posted 01 March 2005 - 10:06 AM

Suspended because of a rubber band???? Wow, remember in our day when we had to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways? B)
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