The 2nd Official GV Geezers Club
Posted 25 February 2005 - 12:11 PM
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Posted 25 February 2005 - 01:15 PM
Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above
Posted 25 February 2005 - 01:33 PM
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Posted 25 February 2005 - 05:02 PM
Since I am geezin, I have been unable to sleep in the middle of the night. I wake up and watch The Brady Bunch and then Happy Days comes on after that. The other night the Brady Bunch had the "Marsha breaks her nose" episode.
Now that is rich TV.
Posted 25 February 2005 - 08:17 PM
Well I wanted some of the wine but well Moon got it all Sure leave us hanging again...
Well I got these in an email today.. Thougth they were good
Subject: FW: Growing Old Gracefully
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a
few drinks first.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my Memory's not as sharp
as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose Some parts of my body are
just prone to swinging.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they
haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child
playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old
because you stop laughing.
THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good
fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
Posted 26 February 2005 - 08:24 AM
Posted 26 February 2005 - 09:42 AM
*****sees the guys jumping off the GV cliff again******
Posted 27 February 2005 - 05:24 PM
Had to bump this up for all my geezer buddies, because I knew with their feeble minds they would never be able to find it.
And Moon, after drinking all the wine in the geezer goblet, took it upon himself to bump up a bunch of old threads, just so we geezers would get confused!
P.S. Brady Bunch update: Jan won the Miss Popularity contest last night, but quickly became unpopular because of all the promises she made to everyone to get elected and didn't keep.
Posted 28 February 2005 - 10:40 AM
Posted 28 February 2005 - 06:28 PM
Ten days! NOW in our days, we wouldn't have known who had a crush on us or not for flinging a rubber band at us. I can just see Flying Orb, the Lope and Rockhauler flinging rubber bands at us alll the time! And yeah, it hurt, but who ever died from a rubber band?
P.S. Noelle: Wings was a great show! But prcatically NEW compared to the old geezer shows!
Posted 28 February 2005 - 07:26 PM
You know you're gettin' old when your back goes out more than you!!!
Posted 01 March 2005 - 10:06 AM
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