Posted 08 January 2005 - 03:54 PM
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury Spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Long time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
Posted 08 January 2005 - 04:45 PM
Posted 09 January 2005 - 01:01 AM
good one Bunny
Or do things worth the writing.
Posted 09 January 2005 - 01:45 AM
Whoever wrote that had a great sense of humor.
Posted 09 January 2005 - 05:11 PM
made me hungry though lol
Posted 09 January 2005 - 07:59 PM
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Posted 09 January 2005 - 11:46 PM
Posted 16 June 2012 - 09:32 AM
Cry Havoc! And let loose the Dobermans of war!
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