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#1 Willow

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 02:24 PM

T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. stands for Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations.

One university apparently had nothing better to do ^_^ my favorite experiment has got to be the Turing test...designed to test whether Twinkies have feelings or intelligence. The test questions are hilarious

The human and Twinkie subjects were placed together behind a sheet (see Fig. 1). The sentient nature of the human subject was at this point brought into question. When asked to assign himself and the Twinkie the designations A & B without telling us which was which, the human promptly replied "I'll be A." However, we decided to continue the test.

Part I:
The following four questions were asked, and each subject was allowed to answer. The order of answers alternated to balance out the "thinking" time.

Q (cg): What would you describe as the purpose of your existence?
Subject A: (no answer)
Subject B: To woo women.
Q (ts): Describe where the other subject is, relative to you.
Subject B: On a chair.
Subject A: (no answer)
Q (cg): Describe the last meal you ate.
Subject A: (no answer)
Subject B: These chicken chunks (after joking about eating subject A)
Q (ts): How do you feel about your mother?
Subject B: She gives me money, I like her.
Subject A: (no answer)

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#2 Vampchick21

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 02:39 PM

Oh Gods. I'm laughing so hard it hurts, and I've only read one test!

<envisioning lining walls with Twinkies to prevent electrocution>

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 04:26 PM

LOL!!! Ya know, I've NEVER had a twinkie in my life and from viewing the pics from the Solubility tests, I probably never will :mellow:
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:47 PM

thats one of the funniest sites ive seen in a long time! :)
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:54 PM

I've eaten far to many twinkies in my time...and I may never eat another again! :)

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 10:12 PM

LOL!!! Ya know, I've NEVER had a twinkie in my life

:o Are you serious? *adds that to our "to do" list* :)
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 12:20 AM

Huh uh no way Justa, won't be tempted by that golden yellow cake with a whipped-cream filling that doesn't go stale once out of the pakage and could survive a nuclear blast Posted Image

Alittle Twinkie related snippit...It was first blamed for a murder back in 1979 in San Francisco. The fired City Supervisor Dan White climbed into City Hall, and shot and killed Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk (a pioneer gay rights activist).

During the trial, White's defense attorneys tried to make the case that too much sugar from junk food caused White to go temporarily insane, thus giving rise to the term "Twinkie defense". However, it wasn't the brilliance of the defense, but the horribly inept job of the prosecution (which btw never ONCE mentioned the word "assassination" in the trial) that got Dan White off with a measly sentence.

In a twist of poetic justice, White hanged himself after his release
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 11:47 AM

If I'm not mistaken, wasn't the Twinkie Kid (aka twinkie mascot) a cowboy twinkie with a lasso? If so, then they could say that the Twinkie Kid was the cuprit in the hanging.
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