Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
Posted 30 July 2004 - 11:16 AM
They scared the crap out of me when I was little. I'm surprised that my catholic grade school had them in the library.
I was thinking of getting a sleeve tatooed based on the art from them. With my luck, I'd look at my arm before bed and not be able to sleep :o
Posted 30 July 2004 - 12:01 PM
Posted 31 July 2004 - 12:26 PM
Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes by,
for you may be the next to die.
They'll wrap you up in a big white sheet,
and put you down about 6 feet deep.
So all goes well for about a week,
and then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
the worms play pinochle in your snout.
They eat your clothes, they eat your hat,
they crawl in skinny, they crawl out fat.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
they eat the jelly between your toes!
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
and pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
and that's what you eat when you are dead
Or do things worth the writing.
Posted 06 August 2004 - 08:35 AM
Posted 06 August 2004 - 11:00 AM
Posted 06 August 2004 - 11:14 AM
I think it was V.
"I vant to vash" lol. I think that's what it was.
Posted 06 August 2004 - 11:16 AM
Posted 06 August 2004 - 11:17 AM
"Im de viper and Ive come to vash your vindows."
Posted 06 August 2004 - 08:59 PM
Posted 07 August 2004 - 08:57 AM
Posted 08 August 2004 - 01:50 PM
Posted 08 August 2004 - 05:49 PM
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