TGIF - Time to laugh!
Posted 20 February 2003 - 01:14 PM
Share your funniest joke with us. Make them good, I really want to laugh. So share a joke, post a funny link, or just make a funny face.
Posted 20 February 2003 - 05:23 PM
Beer nuts are $2.89
Deer nuts are "under a BUCK"
Posted 21 February 2003 - 06:54 AM
Posted 21 February 2003 - 10:50 AM
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man
to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
Those men not participating are, of course, suspect.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
God bless America!
Posted 21 February 2003 - 10:54 AM
I am ROTFLMAO! Where did you get that? I have to send a copy to my hubby!
Posted 21 February 2003 - 10:59 AM
;D ;D ;D
Posted 21 February 2003 - 01:16 PM
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to leave,
because otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to name that person,
until the woman held a very touching speech. She said that she will voluntarily let go of
the rope, because as a woman she is used to giving up everything for her husband and kids,
or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......
Posted 21 February 2003 - 02:36 PM
This story is not really a joke but rather a point, any how I thought it was cute, an old one but cute anyways
There was this bird flying over a cow pasture one freezing cold day, being it was so cold his wings frooze and he landed in the pasture! "im stuck" he thought and just then a cow came along and crapped on top of him, well the warmth of the crap started melting the ice off his wings, so with excitement from finally being set free the bird started chirpping, well from chirpping a cat in the barn heard this and ran out and pulled the bird out of the BAD_WORD and ate the bird all up.......the point of the story...........
Not everyone that BAD_WORDs on you is neccessarily your enemy and not everyone that pulls you out of BAD_WORD is neccessarily your friend
Posted 22 February 2003 - 01:42 PM
Posted 23 February 2003 - 07:22 AM
Posted 23 February 2003 - 07:54 AM
President George W. was out running one day around a lake, his Secret Service agents were having trouble keeping up with him on this day. Going over a small bridge, he lost his footing and fell into the river.
3 kids who were fishing at the spot jumped in and were able to pull him to safety before the agents arrived. George W. was so grateful to the children, he offered them anything they wanted.
Boy 1 wanted $100 dollars for a new fishing pole. "You got it son" the pres said.
Boy 2 wanted to have his Uncle pardoned. "No problem" the pres told him.
Boy 3 said "I want a wheelchair" THe pres was puzzled by this and asked "Why do you want a wheelchair, you aren't handicapped?"
The boy replied "When my dad finds out I saved your a** I'll need it"
Posted 06 March 2003 - 12:21 PM
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