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#31 abi

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 11:05 AM

why does the toast ALWAYS land butter side down
Philosophers have only interpreted the the world as they see it- but the point is to change it. Karl MarxSceptics and belieers always disagree, Always try and change what the other believesYou have your views and I have mineThere's nothing we can do it's a fact of lifeIt's what makes the world go round,But it stops proof from being found - Abi

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 12:18 PM

It's Murphy's Law!!! The chances are increased with the value of said carpet!
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? --BeetlejuiceI'm the ghost with the most, babe.--BeetlejuiceWe've come for your daughter Chuck--Beetlejuice

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 12:33 PM

If people try to keep wild animals out of their houses why do they put in doggy doors?
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 08:25 AM

What came first the chicken or the egg
Philosophers have only interpreted the the world as they see it- but the point is to change it. Karl MarxSceptics and belieers always disagree, Always try and change what the other believesYou have your views and I have mineThere's nothing we can do it's a fact of lifeIt's what makes the world go round,But it stops proof from being found - Abi

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 01:54 PM

Why is it impossible to put mascara on with your mouth shut?
Religious people fear going to hell. Spiritual people have already been there.

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 01:55 PM

^ :) that is quite thought provoking, Melly.



Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 03:51 PM

why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle but it sticks to everything else?
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 04:40 PM

If a cat always lands on it's feet, and a piece of toast always lands buttered side down, what would happen if you tied a piece of toast, butter side up, onto the back of a cat and dropped it? Would it hover?
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:25 AM

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:38 AM

What came first the chicken or the egg

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The dinasaur...

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:39 AM

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

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Uh oh.....

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#42 abi

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 03:43 AM

why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle but it sticks to everything else?

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isn't that something to do with the air tight bottle??(science isn't my strongest point)

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 08:33 AM

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 01:40 PM

Yes, but it's kind of cheating....


Marilyn Monroe?

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 01:58 PM

Why is the alphabet in that order?
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