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#61 spooksareus

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Posted 27 November 2005 - 06:23 PM

What kind of cow does chocolate milk come from?
What purpose does tofu serve?
Who are "they" that are always saying stuff? (As in, "You know what they say?")
If cactii is the plural of cactus, would Jim Backus' family be collectively known as the "Backii family"?
If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose, meese?
If the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't my neighborhood comprised of several hice?

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I dont know who they are, but they got a great job...

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Posted 27 November 2005 - 06:37 PM

If you driving your car in outer space at the speed of light and you turned your lights on, would they do anything?
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:14 AM

If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 12:10 PM

:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

Thir bored to death by it of course.... :ghost:

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 12:13 PM

Does a fridge light actually go off when you close the door?

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 12:13 PM

why are baby goats and baby humans both called kids?

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 12:14 PM

Does a fridge light actually go off when you close the door?

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I actually know this one for sure.
Yes, dont ask me how I know....... :yawn: :ghost:

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 12:14 PM

Because you have to handle them with kid gloves!

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 12:16 PM

Oh, how icky the implications of that..... :ghost:

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 03:49 PM

What purpose does tofu serve?
Who are "they" that are always saying stuff? (As in, "You know what they say?")
If cactii is the plural of cactus, would Jim Backus' family be collectively known as the "Backii family"?

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Tofu---Obviously you've never eaten miso soup. I'd like to think that people are welcomed into heaven with a nice, warm bowl of it...MMMM...

And if they had lived in Ancient Rome, they would indeed be Backii...Sounds like it'd be easier to say than Backuses, anyway. :drink2:
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Posted 12 December 2005 - 03:56 PM

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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In the words of one salesclerk (possibly of urban legend status): "We also sell bath soap and contraceptives, sir."
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Posted 13 August 2007 - 07:43 PM

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make It illegal for U.S. Citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or Their vehicles?
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