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Started by cotton08 , Mar 08 2009 06:10 PM

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#1 cotton08

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 06:10 PM

Here it is, my weekly silliness. Sillyness? That's probably not even word! :lol:

I do this just to give back a bit to GV because I enjoy it here so much.

Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why can't a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed? :whoohoo:

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down your radio?

Why is it that lemon juice with made with artificial flavor and dish soap with real lemons?

Why is it they call it a pair of pants, but only one bra?

Why is it that when you deliver something by boat it's called cargo, but when when you deliver it by car it's called a shipment?

Why is it that we sing Take me Out to the Ballgame when we're already there?

Why is that you get in a car but on a plane?

Ok, I typed these, didn't copy and paste them.....my fingers are tired! ENJOY!

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 07:57 AM

Why don't you feel sleepy when you need to go to bed and feel sleepy when you don't need to go to bed? ;)

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 08:13 PM

Why do you sometimes get exhausted as heck with RA, but not other times?

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 05:02 AM

Why is it that Fridays and the weekends make us all feel so much more alive?

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Posted 13 November 2011 - 01:29 AM

Why is it that I hate cold weather so much?

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Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.


Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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Posted 25 November 2011 - 08:47 AM

Why is it when you ask someone to give a yes or no answer, they answer yes or no and then follow it up with an explanation?

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 12:47 AM

Why is it I prefer Gold Peak green tea over Arizona green tea?

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Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.


Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 08:52 AM

Why is it that it takes me hours to shop in the mall and yet it takes my guyfriend less than half an hour to shop?

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:10 PM

Why is it that many people wait until the 24th to do all their Christmas shopping?

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 09:41 AM

why is it that MH is such a grinch?

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 08:57 AM

Why is it that days go by quickly when you're on holiday?

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 12:19 PM

Why is it that people who DO want to work are having such a hard time finding jobs?

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 04:11 AM

Why is it folks don't value handknits the way they ought to?

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 11:00 AM

Why is it that in the USA, age counts against you far more than lack of experience when it comes to getting hired?

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 02:44 AM

Why is it my boss has a stick up his arse?

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Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.


Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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