
I do this just to give back a bit to GV because I enjoy it here so much.
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Why can't a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down your radio?
Why is it that lemon juice with made with artificial flavor and dish soap with real lemons?
Why is it they call it a pair of pants, but only one bra?
Why is it that when you deliver something by boat it's called cargo, but when when you deliver it by car it's called a shipment?
Why is it that we sing Take me Out to the Ballgame when we're already there?
Why is that you get in a car but on a plane?
Ok, I typed these, didn't copy and paste them.....my fingers are tired! ENJOY!