RULES:This is easy, fun and a little crazy. All you do is ask a question and the next person to answer, has to give the wrong answer and so on.
Here is an example:
What is a toyota?
A candy bar that make you chuck.
Why do dogs bark?
Because their cell phone are broken.
Last Question in the old thread by Lycan Ghost:
Why do people get migraines?
The Wrong Answer Game
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Justa
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Justa
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:59 PM
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 07:31 AM
Because its against the law to be in posession of wholegrains !
What do the initials USA stand for ?
What do the initials USA stand for ?
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 10:46 AM
Untied States of Aggravation.
Why was Dubya so unpopular?
Why was Dubya so unpopular?
Cry Havoc! And let loose the Dobermans of war!
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Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
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Posted 15 April 2009 - 04:52 PM
because my husband is photogetic and I am not
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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Posted 15 April 2009 - 10:48 PM
Because they like the cold.
Why did a police siren just go off in town?
Why did a police siren just go off in town?
Cry Havoc! And let loose the Dobermans of war!
My knitting and crocheting blog.
Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 08:27 AM
Because there's a shortage of donuts.
Why do you need a break?
Why do you need a break?
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 10:37 PM
To do work.
Why do people work?
Why do people work?
Cry Havoc! And let loose the Dobermans of war!
My knitting and crocheting blog.
Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 09:56 AM
so they can be poor.
Why do you tear up when slicing onions?
Why do you tear up when slicing onions?
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 12:05 PM
Because they're screaming in pain.
Why do I find Rey Mysterio so attractive?
Why do I find Rey Mysterio so attractive?
Cry Havoc! And let loose the Dobermans of war!
My knitting and crocheting blog.
Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 04:38 AM
Because you have a non-cable TV (It's balo who brought it up Lycan, not me lol!)
Why do you snore?
Why do you snore?
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 09:19 PM
To get more CO2 in my blood.
Why do people fart?
Why do people fart?
Cry Havoc! And let loose the Dobermans of war!
My knitting and crocheting blog.
Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 07:53 AM
because they can't yell.
How are you today?
How are you today?
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:51 AM
I'm missing both arms, right leg and most of my left quad. Other than that, I'm peachy!
Why is Triple H peeved off at Randy Orton?
Why is Triple H peeved off at Randy Orton?
Cry Havoc! And let loose the Dobermans of war!
My knitting and crocheting blog.
Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:56 AM
Because he doesn't want to play with dolls.
How come it's nightime?
How come it's nightime?
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 09:31 AM
Because Nighttime is the right time.
Why doesn't Randy want to play with dolls?
Why doesn't Randy want to play with dolls?
Cry Havoc! And let loose the Dobermans of war!
My knitting and crocheting blog.
Life is too short to take seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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