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#1 OMPRDave

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 12:04 AM

Ok, I'll start this off...

What do Tiger Woods and the Beatles have in common?

They had hits with Norwegian Wood :whoohoo:
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation." Herbert Spencer

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 12:22 AM

So mean, and leave the guy alone but here's some axlfoley finds and that's it for me and It's all between Tiger and Elin...

Here's some ha ha's...

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger is changing his name to "Cheetah"

Why was Tiger in such a hurry at 2:30? He was late getting to the next hole.

Whatever


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Posted 05 December 2009 - 01:22 AM

Did you hear Tiger went Christmas Caroling? He sang "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth"
:whoohoo:

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 01:02 AM

Please click on the link and like laugh!!!! :wave:



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Posted 15 December 2009 - 01:43 AM

Hoy Tiger. I'm way disappointed you have no Asian Girls on your list? Ok maybe later and more?
Tiger, I'm jenjen here in GV if you wanna get fresh huh?

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 02:19 AM

No good Tiger, it's just no good dude. :wave:

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 07:25 PM

Why's Santa Claus better than Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped after three 'ho's

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 09:36 PM

Why's Santa Claus better than Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped after three 'ho's



[cue rimshot]
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? --BeetlejuiceI'm the ghost with the most, babe.--BeetlejuiceWe've come for your daughter Chuck--Beetlejuice

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:25 PM

Why's Santa Claus better than Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped after three 'ho's



[cue rimshot]

I'm-a keep it coming....keep up with me folks....This one made me ;)

This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards

So..... Tiger hit a fire hydrant AND a Tree... guess he couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:38 PM

Please click on the link and like laugh!!!! ;)

I'm still lovin' this though. Got it uploaded in my crackberry and I'm good to go! LOL.

Elin's so gorgeous Tiger and you blew it my man!

Edited by jenjen, 19 December 2009 - 07:40 PM.


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Posted 22 December 2009 - 07:24 PM

How do you spell loser? T-I-G-E-R...(no roar either)

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 08:25 PM

Why's Santa Claus better than Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped after three 'ho's



[cue rimshot]

I'm-a keep it coming....keep up with me folks....This one made me ;)

This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards

So..... Tiger hit a fire hydrant AND a Tree... guess he couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

:lol: :lol:!!!

jenjen, you're right. Why hasn't Cheetah tap more Asian Girls?? You still got a chance gurl!!!!!

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 09:41 AM

Gatorade has said that their decision to stop production of a Tiger Woods brand of Gatorade is unconnected to Tigerís recent behavior. Although, it probably didnít help that the slogan was: Tiger Woods. Is it in you?

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 02:44 PM

These one's have been going around my school:

# What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

# Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.


Poor Cheetah, sorry, Tiger.

One bright day in the middle of the night,Two dead boys got up to fight,Back to back they faced each other,Drew their swords and shot each other,A deaf policeman heard the noise,And went to save those two dead boys,If you donít believe itís true,Ask the blind man he saw it too.

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 09:12 PM

Cheetah didn't seem so sincere at all to me in the vid I saw him saying sorry to everyone. Another person who got caught cheating on his wife and having to do this press thing.
The people I hang out here pretty much went, 'yah right'.




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