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psychicdreamer View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 10:57 AM Post #1
Senior Villager Group: New Member Posts: 355 Joined: 18-August 03 From: Ohio, USA Member No.: 2804	Okay, I know there are a lot of "Confucious say's" roaming around out there.........I just can't remember all of them, lol. So, if you know one, please feel free to add...... Here's one: Confucious say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. -------------------- Confucious say: Man who walk sideways in airport turnstile is going to Bangkok. Men are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

strigoi View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 01:36 PM Post #2
Junior Villager Group: New Member Posts: 45 Joined: 18-August 03 From: Chillicothe, Oh Member No.: 3459	woman that set on judges lap gets honorable discharge

Rockhauler2k1 View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 03:30 PM Post #3
Village Elder Group: Member Posts: 3217 Joined: 1-November 01 From: Maryland Member No.: 2974	War do not determine who right, war determine who left. -------------------- Many of the truths that we cling to depend greatly upon our point of view.

freyjasdottir View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 04:15 PM Post #4
Don't follow this leader Group: Town Council Posts: 3420 Joined: 24-September 02 From: Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA Member No.: 2244	Man with four balls can not walk -------------------- Myspace "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results." Albert Einstein I've been hit by mrsspookypants

psychicdreamer View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 06:06 PM Post #5
Senior Villager Group: New Member Posts: 355 Joined: 18-August 03 From: Ohio, USA Member No.: 2804	Man who walk sideways in airport turnstile is going to bangkok. -------------------- Confucious say: Man who walk sideways in airport turnstile is going to Bangkok. Men are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

CajunKnight View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 08:51 PM Post #6
Village Elder Group: New Member Posts: 2504 Joined: 7-June 03 From: Tickfaw, Louisiana Member No.: 498	Man who has no wife, will take matters in own hand. -------------------- Welcome to ghostvillage, home of 24,000+ smiling faces and a few old grouches. "Some things have to be believed to be seen" Ralph Hodgson

CajunKnight View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 08:53 PM Post #7
Village Elder Group: New Member Posts: 2504 Joined: 7-June 03 From: Tickfaw, Louisiana Member No.: 498	Man who goes to sleep with itchy behind, wake up with stinky fingers. -------------------- Welcome to ghostvillage, home of 24,000+ smiling faces and a few old grouches. "Some things have to be believed to be seen" Ralph Hodgson

CajunKnight View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 08:55 PM Post #8
Village Elder Group: New Member Posts: 2504 Joined: 7-June 03 From: Tickfaw, Louisiana Member No.: 498	Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. -------------------- Welcome to ghostvillage, home of 24,000+ smiling faces and a few old grouches. "Some things have to be believed to be seen" Ralph Hodgson

CajunKnight View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 08:56 PM Post #9
Village Elder Group: New Member Posts: 2504 Joined: 7-June 03 From: Tickfaw, Louisiana Member No.: 498	Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone. -------------------- Welcome to ghostvillage, home of 24,000+ smiling faces and a few old grouches. "Some things have to be believed to be seen" Ralph Hodgson

CajunKnight View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 08:57 PM Post #10
Village Elder Group: New Member Posts: 2504 Joined: 7-June 03 From: Tickfaw, Louisiana Member No.: 498	Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter -------------------- Welcome to ghostvillage, home of 24,000+ smiling faces and a few old grouches. "Some things have to be believed to be seen" Ralph Hodgson

CajunKnight View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 09:01 PM Post #11
Village Elder Group: New Member Posts: 2504 Joined: 7-June 03 From: Tickfaw, Louisiana Member No.: 498	Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. -------------------- Welcome to ghostvillage, home of 24,000+ smiling faces and a few old grouches. "Some things have to be believed to be seen" Ralph Hodgson

CajunKnight View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 09:02 PM Post #12
Village Elder Group: New Member Posts: 2504 Joined: 7-June 03 From: Tickfaw, Louisiana Member No.: 498	Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. -------------------- Welcome to ghostvillage, home of 24,000+ smiling faces and a few old grouches. "Some things have to be believed to be seen" Ralph Hodgson

CajunKnight View Member Profile	Aug 20 2003, 09:03 PM Post #13
Village Elder Group: New Member Posts: 2504 Joined: 7-June 03 From: Tickfaw, Louisiana Member No.: 498	Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly. ok I gotta quit for now ;D -------------------- Welcome to ghostvillage, home of 24,000+ smiling faces and a few old grouches. "Some things have to be believed to be seen" Ralph Hodgson

Rockhauler2k1 View Member Profile	Aug 21 2003, 04:39 AM Post #14
Village Elder Group: Member Posts: 3217 Joined: 1-November 01 From: Maryland Member No.: 2974	He who refuses to listen is lying. : -------------------- Many of the truths that we cling to depend greatly upon our point of view.

TKE448 View Member Profile	Aug 21 2003, 06:11 AM Post #15
Senior Villager Group: New Member Posts: 431 Joined: 30-July 03 From: Ezel,KY,USA Member No.: 3651	Elevator smell funny to midget. (compliments of the late-great Redd Foxx) -------------------- A Drifter is only a poet with wings, he moves but he can't learn to fly, running in footsteps ahead of his time, with no one to see if he cries. Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver

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