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#1 Mykiedave

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Posted 07 May 2004 - 06:04 PM

A friend sent these to me. I had to share with my family...

World's  Thinnest  Books

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac


HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

MY MILITARY SERVICE
by George Bush

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC!

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ........

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
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#2 aloha_spirit

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Posted 08 May 2004 - 10:17 PM

That is bad, so bad!

After getting some rest I may contribute more!!!

I didn't lose my mind - I have it backed up on a disk ... somewhere


#3 shellas13

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Posted 09 May 2004 - 12:22 PM

LMAO! Wow...what an impressive collection! Just imagine a whole library that will fit in your back pocket! Never be caught without reading material ever again! ;D

Oh here's my contribution:

A Fundamentalist's Guide to Tolerating Other Religions ;D *Methinks the title's actually LONGER than the book! :(*




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