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#1 JustMe

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 09:41 AM

Just wanted to share my laugh for today.....enjoy ;):

The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping?and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight?dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call (404)
875-6420 and ask for Daisy.




Result:

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador.

Men are so easy  :

#2 Willow

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 09:59 AM

LMAO....Both too funny and too true!!! ;D
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#3 nonnie

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 02:24 PM

That is sooooo funny!!!  ;D

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 02:24 PM

:o Men are NOT easy...I would have recognized that it was a dog and I AM partial to labs, so would have adopted Daisy happily ;D
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#5 flyingorb

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 03:11 PM

LMAO!
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Posted 04 June 2003 - 04:03 PM

funny as hell
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#7 JeniSue21

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 10:05 PM

LMAO!!!   ;D ;D ;D  Absolutely loved it!!!  
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#8 MoonChild

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 11:21 PM

I love Labradors! and hey! what do you mean by saying men are easy to get! This is not easy to get, this is making people morons! as if ladies doesn't act foolish!


lol I am starting a FIGHT! come on........ ;D
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#9 JustMe

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 05:39 AM

LMAO! Glad y'all enjoyed it! ;D

And no fighting!!! ;)

#10 hoppip

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 02:48 PM

lmao!hehehehehehe ;D

#11 Zoombie

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:40 AM

good lord! laughed the guts out! hear that Moon? ;D
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#12 MoonChild

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 07:44 AM

what do you mean MOON! lol, I never chase girls ;)
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 11:56 PM

too BAD_WORD funny! And besides you moon, there are at least 15000 other men that weren't looking for a, uh, 'LAB'! lol

#14 MoonChild

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:11 AM

** blushes @ shellas13, and sneaks back to the casket down in the GV Assylum **
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#15 shellas13

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:16 AM

Yeah, I thought so, Moon...te he ;)




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