New GV Asylum
Posted 12 December 2004 - 05:30 PM
Hawkie is the next one to be admitted, and we are creating our own Geezer secret society, but so far we have only 4 geezers over the age of 40 in the asylum so we can't create our secret society yet. If there is someone over 40, we can create our secret society. And we are NOT communists! Just geezers.. But our lawn boy is nowhere to be found and our cooler empty which is no fun. They won't let us drink beers in here. Either is the Owlie, she is hiding in the rafters somewhere.
But the good news is Cajun's shed burnt down and now he will be admitted to the asylum to recoup from his loss. He is riding around in his little red wagon at the moment, a little dazed from the incident. And Hawkie and I can't wait to see him build his new shed.
MoonChild still walks the night as a vamipre, but his blood supply is dangerously low. Can anybody contribute blood transfusions? He hardly has the strenght to get out of his casket anymore.
It appears TKIte is flying around the asylum on his witches broom writing "Surrender Dorothy" I'm not sure if it is Vampchick or Willow who is riding along.
Little Bunny Bum Knee is still recovering from physical therapy in the psych ward. Whispers is pretending to be her psychiatrist.
Iron and Ice is leaving cryptic messages on the men's bathroom wall. Not sure what they mean.
Aloha is cooking up a storm at the Virtual GV party, which is all in their heads. They are indeed shackled and have straight jackets on.
Tory is attending to her imaginary kittens and is taking a hiatus.
Rockhauler is still out deer hunting, the local authorities are still looking for him.
Camille is bogged down with paperwork, when in fact she is looking at blank pieces of paper and making notes.
Holly and MykieDave went to Disneyland, they also have not been caught by the local authorities.
Masquerade has not been admitted because she is lovingly attending to her children.
I think that's all the inmates we have for now, if any one wants to self admit themsleves, feel free, make an appt. with Whipsers right away.
Posted 12 December 2004 - 05:44 PM
:o Hey! There's no staples in this thing! :huh:
Posted 12 December 2004 - 05:49 PM
Where's HAwkie, maybe she could use that "Safer" net they gave her to capture the orbs!
Posted 12 December 2004 - 06:05 PM
Posted 12 December 2004 - 06:17 PM
Bridget, on Dec 12 2004, 03:30 PM, said:
*time to do a pillow count* Crap, one's missing!
I didn't lose my mind - I have it backed up on a disk ... somewhere
Posted 12 December 2004 - 06:23 PM
have i been kicked out with my dress up box?
Posted 12 December 2004 - 06:24 PM
But don't count on too many homeowner's lessons, because the last time he did ALL KINDS of serious damage., He did not call Miss Utility first, and knocked out his entire neighborhoods phone lines, cut into hs sewer line and had sparks coming out of his phone box. We saw fireworks, and it was quite worth it!
Now where is the Lope, we need some Muffelatas and beers....Flying Orb will have to sit in for the Lopes replacement, he can staple our beer to our lawn chairs.
Posted 12 December 2004 - 06:33 PM
Posted 12 December 2004 - 06:35 PM
Posted 12 December 2004 - 06:39 PM
Bridget, on Dec 12 2004, 05:30 PM, said:
*clumsily covers papers in haste..which only partially obscures her "notes", which to prying eyes read as follows:*
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE...
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE...
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAK
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MA
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY M
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
ALL WORK AND NO PLA
ALL WORK AND NO PL
ALL WORK AND NO P
ALL WORK AND NO
Posted 12 December 2004 - 07:04 PM
Posted 12 December 2004 - 07:17 PM
Ok Whis[er put me on some kind of med wher i can't type anymore...perhaps iw ils see you int eh morning.
Posted 12 December 2004 - 07:39 PM
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Posted 12 December 2004 - 08:09 PM
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