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#1 Willow

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 10:54 PM

TWO tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
"Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,





"Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing." :lol:
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 10:58 PM

:lol: :lol: :weeee: :lol: TOO CUTE!
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 07:21 AM

:ph34r: a blonde moment?




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Posted 20 January 2005 - 07:46 AM

very funny Willow :lol:
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 01:03 PM

very funny lol

Well moon these blondes will have their moments, infact alot of the times hehe :weeee:
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#6 Willow

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Posted 20 January 2005 - 01:39 PM

Lmao..if I werent having a blonde moment right now, i'd be offended Grey :huh: :weeee:
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 01:48 PM

Same here Willow, a vanilla blonde moment :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 01:51 PM

we having a BLONDE ATTACK, eh?



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#9 Willow

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Posted 20 January 2005 - 02:25 PM

:lol: Moon..we won't hurt you

*whispers to Bridge* "get him!"
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 04:40 PM

moon if your in trouble with the blondes just throw a mirror and a makeup bag infront of them they will soon stop chasing you.

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#11 Willow

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 06:55 PM

:o :D Hardy Har Har Grey....

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them :D



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One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him :)
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Posted 04 February 2005 - 04:38 AM

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him :lol:

rotflmfao nice one will :weeee:
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