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[aloha_spirit]

I attended a small (2400 students) religious university with students from all 50 states plus over 30 other nations. This mix sometimes leads to true tales funnier than most of Frank Delima's material.

This story occurs in The Seasider - the university cafe. Since students come from all over the world, this eating establishment serves some international dishes as well as the local favorites. You'll find Korean BBQ, fish poached in coconut milk, lumpia, manapua, stir fry - a great internation selection.

One day when my brother was working the gril, a FOP(Fresh Off the Plane) Pilipina walks into the Seasider and looks over the menu. She was homesick, so she asked for one order of hot dog and two lumpia. My brother went to the back, fried up the lumpia while grilling the weiner.

When he got back to the costumer, she was furious. She was spouting all kinds of Tagalog (which my brother didn't understand) and "WE DON'T EAT THAT PART OF THE DOG!"

[cathylj73]

I still cant believe it WHAT A RIOT!! great post Aloha

[kats_god]

this is pretty funny

[aloha_spirit]

As I said in a previous post, my dad teaches biology at this diverse campus. He tries to liven his exams with jokes.

One semester, he asked "Old McDonald had a ___________"

All the students were busy writing answers except two students on the back row - one Tongan, the other Samoan.

The Tongan asked the Samoan if he knew the answer. The Samoan told him the answer was "farm". The Tongan then hurridly wrote it down, but the Samoan was still lost. Finally the Samoan admitted he didn't know how to spell "farm". The Tongan made a remark about Samoans' intelligence then told him that it's spelled "E I E I O".