A Cute Lil Joke
Posted 28 February 2005 - 05:49 PM
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a
shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the
cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty
shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared
us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working
here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
Posted 28 February 2005 - 05:53 PM
Posted 28 February 2005 - 05:54 PM
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Posted 28 February 2005 - 06:08 PM
Think your having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. :o
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