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#1 Axman

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 11:43 AM

A couple was vacationing in Anywhere (Bahamas, Mexico, Fiji, etc.) when someone robbed thier hotel room. The only thing left was their tooth brushes and camera left on the bed. The couple decided to replace the clothing and continued on with the vacation returning the toothbrushes to the bathroom. After returning home they have the film developed from the camera. On several of the exposures were photos of the perpetrators mooning the camera with the toothbrushes stuck up their anuses.
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Posted 29 March 2005 - 12:29 PM

Nope, never heard that one! ICK! ;)

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#3 Axman

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 01:01 PM

Here's a link to the story.

Sonpes story!
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 05:36 AM

LMAO thats probably one of the oldest if not sickeningly funniest ones ive heard about.
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:15 PM

funny...
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:59 PM

Lol thats icky!!
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 03:50 AM

OMG yuk!!
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 04:27 AM

My sister in laws, play tricks on each other sometimes, NOT AS BAD AS THAT, im mean 2 of the sisters was in the other sisters house and while she went the shop they took pictures of there boobs and bits only to leave her to have them developed and feeling very embarrassed at the photo shop.
was very funny.
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 10:43 AM

How could someone not notice that there's fecal matter on their toothbrushes, unless the end that went in wasn't the bristle part, in which case it wouldn't matter.
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 10:59 AM

Well, it is just an Urban Legend....likely never happened, since the alleged photos have never once turned up.

Still has that loverly ICK factor! :)

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 12:26 PM

How could someone not notice that there's fecal matter on their toothbrushes, unless the end that went in wasn't the bristle part, in which case it wouldn't matter.

That's the thing with Urban Legends, there are always "loose ends" that don't quite make sense if someone bothers enough to question it.

However, they might have rinsed the brushes off enough to get rid of obvious fecal matter? Who knows.

It definitely has the "ick" factor and that's what people like.
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 02:02 AM

WELL if it isn't true at the moment, its going to be the second i get myself a key to someones hotel room :rolleyes:
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 02:53 AM

I think ill lock my toothbrush in the hotel safe from now on.
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 06:24 AM

well if these 'robbers' did steal all this couples belongings..then they'd be easy to catch, they'd be the people walking funny from bristle rash ;) and having the freshest smelling farts around!!

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Posted 05 April 2005 - 02:24 PM

Oh God, Simmy, that is too hilarious!
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