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#1 IceGoddess

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 04:20 PM

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a BAD_WORD about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-A-- always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping... and have a great day!!!



I got THREE on my list!!!!
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 04:58 PM

Ah man! I'm self-employed, so I can't slap anyone :lol:

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 09:56 PM

i wanna slap some people!!!!
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 12:08 AM

Yes, Yes, Yes....I just got back from vacation and have been to work for a grand total of 3 days.....and I am ready to slit my throat!
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 03:57 PM

That's amusing. Where ever did you find it?

Aloha, you may slap your self.

As long as we are practicing hostile humor here is one for sharing:

What is the difference between a brown nose and a butt kisser?


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Posted 01 April 2005 - 04:07 PM

Oh, shoot! I just read this today. Is it too late to slap?????
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Posted 03 April 2005 - 05:55 PM

Noelle, it is never too late to slap!!
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Posted 03 April 2005 - 07:28 PM

I'm getting slap-happy already, in anticipation of tomorrow's shenanigans!
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:00 AM

kinky thread!! :rolleyes:

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:35 AM

Dug this back out in case ya need ta slap someone lol
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Posted 01 May 2013 - 12:57 PM

Ohhhhhhh do I have a list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we have this every day? Oh please tell me yes.Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image
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Posted 01 May 2013 - 12:58 PM

Oh yes my friend :D
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Posted 01 May 2013 - 02:48 PM

Thank you so much!
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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:06 PM

Posted Image no problem
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:41 AM

Posted Image One slap this morning. Posted Image
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